Drake Was The Saddest Guy In The World Courtside In Golden State And Kevin Love Was The Most Terrified

From now on the phrase “you look like a lost puppy” will be replaced with “you look like Drake after game 5″ because I’ve never seen a person that despondent. His favorite team just lost (I don’t know that for a fact but I do know that the Warriors are currently closest to winning a championship, so, well…) and he’s stuck sitting next to the most “I’m a shitfaced white girllll!” white girl ever. Dude is in hell and you can see it on his face, you can even see it in his eyes. That’s a thousand yard stare of pain and emptiness and “Oh my God Drake… Drake…. Drake, listen to meeeee” he’s going through right there. I’d almost feel bad for the guy but Views was roughly 10 songs too many and I had to sit through that whole thing so fuck you. I hope Rebekah talked your ear off all night: slurred words, rose breath, and all the “Marvin’s Room was seriously, like, my SHIT” you could handle.

Only person who had an arguably worse night was this gentleman right here. You see pictures of war where soldiers aren’t experiencing the horror that Kevin Love is going through in this very moment. “Curry again? DAD IS GONNA BE SO PISSED AT MEEEEEE!!!!”